Guinea Pigs, God and the Garden

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A collection of poems – some fun, some insightful, all delightful – by former radio host, Elspeth Jackman.

It’s not the crumbs in the bed
Or the hairbrush on the breakfast table
Or the dog-hairs on the chairs
Or even guinea pig poos in the conservatory
That bother me.

No much, anyway.
What bothers me
Is that no-one else
No-one else (un-chivvied)
Will do anything about it.

Only me!

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